This weekend, for example, Jennifer Lopez is banged out by the world’s oldest teenager in The Boy Next Door that should satiate frisky audiences until Valentine’s Day, when lips are bitten and backs are arched in the S&M fantasy Fifty Shades of Grey. This year is proving to be an awfully horny cinematic one right off the bat, with all sorts of acrobatic sex scenes in store for audiences well before spring arrives to send us into full-tilt twitterpation.
